Screaming Contest & Anxiety Attack

Dear Joey, you taught Kylan to scream.  Now he screams when he wants something, screams when he doesn't get what he wants and screams just to hear himself scream.  Sometimes you two take turns screaming just to hear yourselves scream.  Watching on the deck having a screaming contest is funny!
Dear Kylan, this is the first time I will be away from you for more than 24 hours.  I seriously am having an anxiety attack.  This feeling is new...it must be because you are only 17 months, still nursing, and as much as I think the nursing needs to end this will be the end of nursing, plus I'm getting old. However the nursers really need a break and are hoping this is the end.  Happy and Sad.
Dear me, I bet the dollar store has nice adult loofah's instead of the small loofah with the fish on top you are currently using.