My Motto Your Motto

Dear Monty, yesterday you set your alarm and got up 2 hours before you had to be to work (to get ready) but 20 minutes before you left you couldn't find your work pants, your gun light and didn't put your contacts in. Your motto: Be Prepared
I was having an off day and put your contacts in my eyes, so when you got to work you had no contacts at all. My motto: "Not Tanya's"

Dear Kylan, you slept all night last night. You are 15 months and I think this is the first time you've ever slept all night.