Thursday, June 23, 2011

I Will Laugh...Later

Dear Joey, the other night at Jaida's softball game you gave me one of the worst embarrassing moments. Ever!
After discovering that you had pooped your pants, I took you to the bathroom to clean up. However, on the way there you started running away from me and jumping around. To my horror a piece of poop came bouncing down your leg and rolling a ways off.  There were FOUR games going on and people everywhere! I ran you to the bathroom, but there was nothing to clean up (thank goodness). So I gave you a bunch of toilet paper and went out to clean up your mess.  You knew exactly what you were doing because you took me to FOUR DIFFERENT SPOTS!!!  By the drinking fountain, gross, behind the bleachers, gross, by the light pole, gross, in front of a group of people, mortifying...  Joey, just wait 'til you get older...karma.

Dear Kayla, at your softball game you were so thirsty that you took your water bottle with you to bat.  You set it right next to the Tee Ball holder and after you hit the ball you carefully bent over, grabbed your water bottle and ran to first base.  You are one-of-a-kind and we love you for it!

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