Would You Rather Be The Dumbest or the Ugliest?

Dear Kayla, yesterday I made you tell me what you did to Joey and this is what you said, "He was singing an annoying song so I pushed him and he kept singing so I kicked him in the forehead - and I DIDN'T do it on ACCIDENT!" I was stunned but how can I punish you after you tell me the whole truth. Even Joey didn't tell me all that.
Dear Joey, at breakfast I said that last Sunday was the best day ever, you said, "You know what the best day ever was? THE PARADE!" Hahaha, I'm so glad we did the parade. :) Then we went to church and you ran off, shut yourself into a room and pooped AND peed your pants. (I had TWO others helping me look for you!!)
Dear Kylan, sitting out on the deck with you, Kayla, Joey and Misty was awesome. We watched all the stars come out, found Kayla and Joey in the blanket over and over, listened and laughed while you screamed and screamed and screamed for no reason (maybe there was an echo you were hearing), and then you fell asleep while cuddled up in the blanket by me, best part of my day. :)
Dear Jaida, today when we were playing "Would You Rather" I asked, "Would you rather be the dumbest kid in high school or the ugliest?"  I thought the question was hilarious and laughed. You threw all the game pieces and wouldn't play anymore.
Dear Monty, I hate your graveyard shifts, you miss WAY to much stuff, I'm just glad you can read about it later. Love ya like...finding a good split end. (and no one will understand this)